May 2013
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May 21st
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cuddlefeyrac: au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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mytoecold: A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.  I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.” I wrote this: Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me. Love, Drew 
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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whatsanelounor: nananarry: reasonsforadirectionertosmile: louis-tops: differenceinme: | Harry putting a shower cap onto Paul then getting Louis to look | OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING im just amazed at how long this gif is I know right! longest gif ever! I like how Paul is about to take it off but leaves it on so Harry could show Louis
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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zarletts: one direction has been winning best new artist since march 2012
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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saddumbgirl: idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you 
May 19th
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May 19th
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europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
americans: what
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
May 19th
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zacharydupuis: grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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leedskiss: “are those nudes of harry” “fuck off zayn its none of your business”
May 18th
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May 18th
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ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them  actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
May 18th
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jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
May 18th
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macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you
May 17th
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