Written on a wall in the Mauthausen Concentration Camp by a Jewish prisoner —
People say that God never gives you more than you can handle, but sometimes I wonder if He overestimated with me.
Secretly saying “gay men” instead of “amen” at the end of prayers.
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
not the case
yhu guize it wuz obviyusly just uh bromanceeeee. stuped jeesus rooned their frendshipppp!
I was watching some parody video that said One Direction is the 7th sign of the Apocalypse so I Googled it and the 7th sign is supposed to be 7 angels descending from Heaven and playing people songs on trumpets.
You think the people who wrote the Bible accidentally wrote 7 instead of 5 or did someone just have messy handwriting or what?
I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
In 1585, the townspeople of Annecy, Savoy, France, became alarmed over an apple that gave out a “great and confused noise.” Believing it to be full of demons, they pushed the apple into a river.
i do not have anything to add to this tbh
is it bad that I didn’t reblog the “reblog if you believe in God” post but I did reblog the “reblog if you believe Harry and Louis are in love” one?